1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,671 [Crows caw] 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:07,740 Frankie: There were seven days left in the year of Sue, 3 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,709 and Sue was livin' every minute of 'em. 4 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,711 Aah! I got graduation tickets! 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,781 Graduation tickets are here! I've got 'em! [Screams] 6 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,749 [Exhales] Here. Wait! 7 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,785 Should I give 'em to you or should I keep 'em? 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,019 You. No, wait! Give 'em back. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,721 Because Dad always does the thing where he pretends 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,022 he doesn't have 'em, 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,724 and that's really funny when I'm not the one graduating, 12 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,792 but I don't think I could take it if I'm the one graduating. 13 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:26,893 [Screams] 14 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,361 I'm the one graduating! 15 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,296 [Screams] I'll keep the tickets. 16 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,898 This year, I have a whole plan. 17 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,133 We're not gonna roll in late like we always do. 18 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,935 I slipped the janitor a six-pack 19 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:39,005 and got us front row seats and a parking spot 20 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:40,106 right by the exit. 21 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,808 We'll be the first ones out. 22 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,210 Why are you always rushing things? 23 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,378 We haven't even gotten to the graduation, 24 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,746 you're already talking about leaving. 25 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,448 Yeah! We're gonna wanna take pictures, 26 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,783 you're gonna wanna meet my teachers. 27 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,852 Am I? I mean, if I haven't met 'em to this point... 28 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,354 [Telephone ringing] 29 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,955 [Ring] 30 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,223 - [Phone beeps] - Hello? 31 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,158 So how is my party planning going? 32 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,960 Are you all ready for my graduation party? 33 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,428 I can't believe I get to party with my parents 34 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,163 on graduation night! 35 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:06,299 Oh, I wanna thank you. 36 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,668 You have been my sunshine ever since you were born. 37 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,937 You were the baby that would not stop smiling. 38 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,839 I had to ask the nurses if there was something 39 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,007 wrong with you, but they did tests, 40 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:15,275 and you were just happy! 41 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:18,678 And now you're all grown up and you're graduating, 42 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,947 and you're letting me be involved. Oh. 43 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,682 Oh, mom! 44 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,184 I love you. I so want you involved. 45 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,020 And this isn't just my day. 46 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:29,822 This is about the whole family's success. 47 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:30,957 Ha! 48 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:34,193 I'm graduating! [Chuckles] 49 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:38,097 So glad we had a girl. 50 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,099 Well, hang on to that feeling, 'cause that was Brick's school. 51 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,668 They want us to come in for a meeting. 52 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,270 [Groans] Stupid boys. 53 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,173 Brad! Brad! The yearbooks are in! 54 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,342 - I know, I know! Gimme, gimme, gimme. - Here! 55 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,312 Three years of bad pictures, and it took me till senior year 56 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,080 to finally make sure I got a good one. 57 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,982 Ah! Yes! 58 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:59,018 In her first decent picture in four years of high school, 59 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,820 it's... 60 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,689 Ana Hajarajanaan? 61 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:06,689 Why is the name under my first good picture Ana Hajarajanaan? 62 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,862 Ugh. 63 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,297 How does this happen, brad? 64 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,799 How does my best friend 65 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,033 on the yearbook committee let this happen?! 66 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,268 I don't know, Sue. 67 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,703 I'm not in charge of that part of the yearbook. 68 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,005 Somehow, I just ended up in charge of choosing pics 69 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,874 - for wrestling and the guys swim team. - Okay. 70 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,810 So it happened. 71 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,311 I'm not gonna let this get me down. 72 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,746 Here, here. 73 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,216 Sign my senior page with our sombrero pic. Yay. 74 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,851 [Inhales deeply, exhales sharply] 75 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,356 The fold? Seriously? 76 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,059 [School bell rings] 77 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,196 Hello, summer! Goodbye, pants. 78 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,732 I will see you in September. 79 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,667 - There's my "welcome home" sandwich. - [Door closes] 80 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,836 Ha ha. 81 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,704 [Mouth full] Mmm. 82 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,173 Oh, don't worry. I'll share. 83 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,709 - There you go. - [Remote clicks, tv turns on] 84 00:02:56,710 --> 00:03:00,813 So for my future reference, what happens in college? 85 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,682 How exactly does the whole summer thing work? 86 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,950 What happens to hutch? 87 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,686 Well, he goes back to his house in Chicago. 88 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,755 So what happens to Devin? 89 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,323 Goes back to her house in Idaho. 90 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,959 So you guys aren't dating anymore? 91 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,128 No... well, no, we're... Still together. 92 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:16,929 Oh, so you talked about it? 93 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,932 No. See, that's what makes Devin so cool. 94 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,769 We don't have to talk everything to death. It just is. 95 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,103 Some girls will be all over you, like, 96 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,705 "what are we doing? What's our relationship?" 97 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,940 But Devin's not like that. She's cool. 98 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,777 So she could date other people? 99 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,946 [Scoffs] Yeah, I mean, technically, she could, 100 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,748 but she's not. 101 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,049 I mean, I could, too, if I wanted to. 102 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,317 But I'm not, but I mean, I could. 103 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,820 So, whatever, it's cool. 104 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,188 Totally cool. 105 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,724 [Sucks lip] 106 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,320 Okay, you're not gonna believe the school meeting I just had. 107 00:03:48,321 --> 00:03:49,794 Well, the good part is he can't 108 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:51,297 - be tried as an adult. - No, no, no. 109 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,832 They think he's so smart, 110 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,167 they want him to skip eighth grade 111 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,935 and go right into high school. 112 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,805 What? That's nuts. Why would we agree to that? 113 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,039 You should've heard the principal. 114 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,774 He said Brick's extra smart. 115 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,276 His brain is superior to the other kids. 116 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,977 I mean, we don't want him to be bored. 117 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,746 Eh, I don't like the idea. 118 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,114 He's got no friends in middle school, 119 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,849 you think he's gonna make friends in high school? 120 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,117 Plus all the kids'll be bigger. 121 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,819 You can forget about him making any teams. 122 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,187 Oh, would you give that up already? 123 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:15,455 That's not happening. 124 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,890 He threw out his shoulder tossing a dart. 125 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,192 Hey, if you let go of thinkin' 126 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,461 we're gonna have bowls of fresh fruit in the house, 127 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,896 - I'll let go of sports. - [Sighs heavily] 128 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,164 Oh, I don't know, maybe you're right. 129 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,233 Maybe we should take into consideration the social stuff. 130 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,835 On the plus side, 131 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,170 in four more years, we'd have no kids in the house. 132 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,639 One year closer to freedom. 133 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,108 Okay, I'm sorry. There you go again. 134 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,977 Rush, rush, rush. Wishing our lives away. 135 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,080 Sue's graduating. Now you really wanna push Brick out the door? 136 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,649 Now, wait, aren't you the one that wanted to do this? 137 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,484 I just said, maybe, you're right. 138 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,918 I know, but now I'm agreeing with you. 139 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,954 I've come over to your point. You've convinced me. 140 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,056 Are you agreeing with me now or agreeing with me before? 141 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,025 - What side are you on now? - I don't know. 142 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:53,720 Why don't we just ask Brick what he thinks? 143 00:04:53,721 --> 00:04:54,766 - Brick! - Wait! 144 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:56,484 Shouldn't we know what we think before we ask him what he thinks? 145 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:57,896 Would you stop yelling at me? 146 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:00,366 Why can't we ever have a normal discussion? 147 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,234 - I'm not yelling! - What's all the yelling? 148 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,203 - Are you guys fighting? - We're not fighting. We're fine. 149 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,871 Your father and I are having a heated agreement. 150 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,272 Look, Brick, here's the deal, 151 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,274 your mom had a meeting with your principal. 152 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,243 I didn't do it. I'm not doing that anymore. 153 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,345 [Clicks teeth] 154 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,314 Well, whatever it was, you clearly got away with it, 155 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,282 so let us just tell you what the meeting was about. 156 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,585 They think maybe you're ready to skip eighth grade 157 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,286 and go straight in high school. 158 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:22,888 Really? Hmm. 159 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,523 Okay, sounds good. 160 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,258 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 161 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,327 It's kind of a big decision. Don't you wanna think about it? 162 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,230 Well, the truth is I am kind of bored in middle school, 163 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,298 and the boys in my class are really childish. 164 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,800 They draw boobs on everything. 165 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,769 Yeah, I'm not really sure that's gonna change 166 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,237 in high school. 167 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,938 You know, I was kinda dreading the eighth grade. 168 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,940 But now I might even look forward to the fall. 169 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,342 And now it's even less likely 170 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,377 there'll be any repercussions from the... 171 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,580 Well, you said you didn't wanna know. 172 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,916 Nah. 173 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,386 Hey, Carly. Uh, do you know what happened to my yearbook? 174 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,222 Brad said he might've given it to you. 175 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,291 Yeah, yeah, Ana Hajarajanaan. 176 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:03,529 I know. Super funny. 177 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:07,866 - So, okay. Yep, thanks. I'll check. Bye. - [Telephone beeps] 178 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,020 Sue, will you look at this? 179 00:06:09,021 --> 00:06:11,866 No way, Axl. I have fallen for that joke too many times. 180 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,839 No, relax, it's not that. 181 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,675 It's a picture on Instagram of Devin and some dude. 182 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:20,345 Damn. I didn't know you could carry a kayak with one arm. 183 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,714 Yeah. I know. But if you saw this guy, 184 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,850 you'd think he was a total tool, right? 185 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,351 Yeah, probably. 186 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:27,786 A smokin' hot tool 187 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,688 who's kayaking with your girlfriend. 188 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,857 If she even is my girlfriend. 189 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,326 What do you mean? How did you leave it over summer? 190 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,228 [Sighs heavily] We didn't say anything. 191 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,198 Well, she's cool, okay? I mean, she's not clingy. 192 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,466 That's why she's awesome. She's like a guy. 193 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,334 We're keepin' it loose. She's cool! 194 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,902 Okay. 195 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,938 Fine. What do you think of this picture? 196 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,841 Ew! Axl, gross! 197 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,343 [Laughs] That is never not funny. 198 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:54,580 Oh, hi, principal Cameron. Are you guys still open? 199 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:59,023 Yes, yes, just faxing my resum?e to TGI Friday's for the summer. 200 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,587 Fingers crossed. 201 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,589 [Chuckles] I actually just wanted to check in 202 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,590 on my attendance award. 203 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,525 Oh, are you Lynnette Perry? 204 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,726 No. I'm Sue Heck. 205 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:08,861 Mm. 206 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,330 You might know me as Ana Hajarajanaan? 207 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:14,266 I'm fairly sure that Lynnette Perry 208 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,534 is getting the attendance award. 209 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:16,835 - No. - Ah, yes. 210 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,504 Ah, she only missed a single day. 211 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,506 - But I only missed a single day. - [Typing] 212 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,675 No. No, it says here that you've snuck off campus 213 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,310 another day to go to lunch at... 214 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:28,747 - [Key clicks] - Arby's, was it? 215 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,250 But I didn't even finish my sandwich. 216 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,684 You don't understand. 217 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,887 Winning this award has been a goal of mine for years. 218 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,689 I mean, I came to school against doctor's orders 219 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,258 so many times. 220 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,894 Yes, and then apparently, you went to Arby's. 221 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,894 But... If you go back, would you drop this off for me? 222 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:50,802 And tell them that I have a degree in higher education? 223 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,338 Did anybody find a yearbook? 224 00:07:54,738 --> 00:07:57,043 Well, my yearbook is missing, and apparently, 225 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,549 three bites of a roast beef sandwich 226 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:00,781 robbed me my chance of the attendance award. 227 00:08:00,782 --> 00:08:03,761 The year of Sue is not ending well, people. 228 00:08:03,762 --> 00:08:05,168 Not ending well at all! 229 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:06,664 Hey, wait a minute. 230 00:08:06,665 --> 00:08:08,496 If I'm skipping the eighth grade, 231 00:08:08,497 --> 00:08:10,633 technically, that means I'm graduating this year, too. 232 00:08:10,634 --> 00:08:11,820 Shouldn't I have a party? 233 00:08:11,821 --> 00:08:14,471 [Exhales] Brick, I can barely scrape the funds together for one party. 234 00:08:14,472 --> 00:08:16,703 I am this close to frosting a loaf of bread 235 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:17,775 and passing it off as a cake. 236 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:19,895 No, I totally get that. We can just have one. 237 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:22,703 Me and Sue can combine ours. I'll start texting invites now. 238 00:08:22,704 --> 00:08:26,870 What? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 239 00:08:26,871 --> 00:08:28,183 This is my graduation, 240 00:08:28,184 --> 00:08:30,127 and Brick is not just gonna glom onto my party. 241 00:08:30,128 --> 00:08:32,671 Hey! Excuse me, you cannot stand there. 242 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:35,572 I got an old shadow and a dork shadow in my shot. 243 00:08:35,573 --> 00:08:36,839 What are you doing? 244 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,901 What does it look like I'm doing? 245 00:08:37,902 --> 00:08:40,799 I'm trying to take a pretend selfie in a fake club 246 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,151 - to make my girlfriend jealous. - [Camera shutter clicks] 247 00:08:43,152 --> 00:08:44,547 Now, should our cakes say, 248 00:08:44,548 --> 00:08:46,687 "Sue and Brick" or "Brick and Sue"? 249 00:08:46,688 --> 00:08:49,217 I don't know. I'm thinking alphabetical would be the most fair. 250 00:08:50,205 --> 00:08:51,455 Seriously, mom, 251 00:08:51,456 --> 00:08:53,982 you are not seriously thinking about combining parties? 252 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:55,749 I mean, this is the year of Sue, 253 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,526 not the year of Sue and Brick. 254 00:08:57,527 --> 00:08:59,240 I thought we landed on Brick and Sue. 255 00:08:59,241 --> 00:09:01,187 You don't wanna combine parties with her, Brick. 256 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:02,192 It's gonna be lame. 257 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,545 Ooh, R.S.V.P.s are rollin' in. 258 00:09:04,546 --> 00:09:07,513 All the kids from my social skills group seem to be free. 259 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:10,451 He can't have people R.S.V.P. Into the party. 260 00:09:10,452 --> 00:09:11,981 - This is my party! - [Door closes] 261 00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:13,753 Okay, got my janitor buddy 262 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,440 to slip me an early copy of the program. 263 00:09:15,441 --> 00:09:17,504 It all starts at 2:00, 264 00:09:17,505 --> 00:09:19,771 but he says as long as we're in our seats at 1:55, 265 00:09:19,772 --> 00:09:22,923 we'll be good. Uh, Ehlert's gonna start with the pledge... 266 00:09:22,924 --> 00:09:24,198 Wait. What? What do you mean, 267 00:09:24,199 --> 00:09:25,581 "Ehlert's gonna start with the pledge"? 268 00:09:25,582 --> 00:09:27,839 No, sergeant at arms always does the pledge. 269 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,872 I am sergeant at arms. I am supposed to do the pledge. 270 00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:33,600 I guess Ehlert donated a bunch of money or something. 271 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,144 Says he's gonna repave the parking lot. 272 00:09:35,145 --> 00:09:37,633 Oh, my god! 273 00:09:37,634 --> 00:09:39,832 That's how America works now? 274 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:42,851 Apparently, anyone who donates money gets to exert influence? 275 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:44,867 That is not the America I know! 276 00:09:44,868 --> 00:09:46,636 Axl: Get used to it, Sue. 277 00:09:46,637 --> 00:09:49,294 Deception and dishonesty are ways people get ahead. 278 00:09:49,295 --> 00:09:51,251 What's real? What's fake? Who knows? 279 00:09:51,252 --> 00:09:52,756 It's like you can't trust anyone anymore. 280 00:09:52,757 --> 00:09:55,315 [Chuckles] Oh! What's that, Kate Upton? 281 00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:56,779 That's hilarious! 282 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,436 - Brick, look at this. - [Groans] 283 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,105 No way, Axl. 284 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,907 - I've fallen for that joke too many times. - No, it's not that. 285 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,409 Now she's rock climbing with some bearded dude. 286 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,944 The kayaking guy? 287 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,078 No, this is a new one. Look. 288 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,780 [Sighs] 289 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,949 Whoa. Damn. 290 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,384 Is that his arm? 291 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,286 So muscular. I thought it was a leg. 292 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,221 I know, Brick, I'm freakin' out here. 293 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,555 I keep texting her, 294 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,925 but she just responds with these one-word answers. 295 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,459 I say, uh, "what are you doin' today?" 296 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,961 She says, "nothin'." 297 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:29,962 I say, "you enjoying your summer?" 298 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,866 She says, "ya." "Ya"? What even is that? 299 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,168 I blew it, Brick! And now she's dating these action dudes, 300 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,903 and I'm in a club in my kitchen! 301 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,039 [Groans] 302 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,341 You know what? I gotta tell her how I feel. 303 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,877 That's it. I'm driving to Idaho to get my woman back! 304 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,345 You can't drive all the way to Idaho. 305 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,047 You'll miss Sue's graduation. 306 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,182 I'll drive fast. I'll put it in my G.P.S. 307 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,284 Hmm? Here, this look right to you? 308 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,754 Oh, Axl, disgusting! 309 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,821 Never not funny! 310 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,093 Okay, I just gotta run into the party store 311 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,396 and get some cups, plates, balloons, plastic table covers, 312 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,199 oh, and Sue wants this eagle banner she saw that says, 313 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,801 "you're soarin' now." 314 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,835 - Hmm. - [Seat belt clicks] 315 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,203 No, no, no, no. 316 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,172 You stay here. You're just gonna slow me down. 317 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,207 Oh, okay. 318 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,543 What was the matter with me? 319 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,144 I was gonna let this kid go to high school, 320 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,879 but not run a few errands? 321 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,483 Maybe he's more mature than I give him credit for. 322 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,219 You know what? I'm gonna let you take care of this. 323 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,821 Really? Okay. 324 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,423 You wanted cups, plates, balloons, plastic table covers, 325 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,559 and a "you're soarin' now" banner, right? 326 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,261 [Chuckles] Wow. You're right. 327 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,398 Okay, here's some money to cover it. 328 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,500 I'm on it. 329 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,872 Okay, can everyone who's signing a yearbook 330 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,874 please just check that the yearbook in your hand 331 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,844 is, indeed, yours? Mine has been misplaced. 332 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,413 It has my name on it in pink puffy pen. 333 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,349 Thank you for your time. 334 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,917 Next. 335 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,320 - [Blows raspberry] - Hi. Sue Sue Heck. 336 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,089 All righty, and do you have any honor cords? 337 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,424 I don't know. What are they? 338 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,959 Well, you wear them with your cap and gown 339 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,527 in recognition of your high school achievements. 340 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,497 Yellow is for honor society, green is for math club. 341 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,265 Oh, is there one for student council? 342 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,100 Yes, absolutely, are you on student council? 343 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,869 Yes, I am sergeant at arms. 344 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,905 Darn, so close. It's treasurer and above. 345 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,175 Oh, J.P.L.A.? School mascot? 346 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,843 Hey! I founded wrestlerettes. 347 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,879 Oh! Well, there you go, then. 348 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,480 Red is for varsity athletics. 349 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,915 [Squeals] 350 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,084 Oh, wait, I don't see wrestlerettes on my clipboard 351 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,020 of cord-sanctioned activities. What? 352 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,489 Looks like it's not really a sport. I'm sorry. 353 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,924 Yeah, yeah. 354 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,360 So just the cap and gown, then? 355 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,095 Just the cap and gown. 356 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,264 I'm sorry. We're out of medium-sized caps. 357 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,465 We only have large. 358 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,367 Just have your mom stuff it with tissue. 359 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:52,171 Okay. [Chuckles] 360 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,274 It had been half an hour. 361 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,076 It shouldn't have taken that long. 362 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,911 But if I just marched in there and took over, 363 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,947 how would I ever give Brick a chance to prove himself? 364 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:10,856 Brick? 365 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,424 Oh, hi, mom. 366 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,892 What are you doing? 367 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,094 Why are you dressed like that? 368 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,528 And where's the stuff for the party? 369 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,797 What party? 370 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,834 Yeah, you're not going to high school. 371 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,269 Mm. So it took 20 seconds to figure that out. 372 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,271 Unfortunately, it took 11 hours of driving 373 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,941 for Axl to figure out what looked like an inch and a half 374 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,877 on his phone, was actually a little longer. 375 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,545 Female automated voice: Stay on 1-80, 376 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:37,545 then, turn right in 1,407 miles. 377 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:40,085 What? 378 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,087 Frankie: And he knew that if he kept going, 379 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,056 he might impress one girl, 380 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,525 but he would definitely crush another. 381 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,793 [Tires squeal] 382 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,765 Unfortunately, Mike's graduation game plan 383 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,233 was off to a bad start... 384 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,702 [Horn honks] What's the holdup?! 385 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,803 [Door squeaks] 386 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,572 Whew. 387 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,674 Oh, wait, I forgot a book. 388 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,008 [Door opens] No, no turning back! 389 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,978 Frankie! One second! She's not ready yet. 390 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,813 He's only holding the seats till 2:00. [Brakes squeal] 391 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,150 We can kiss the seats goodbye. [Car door closes] 392 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,820 Oh, good, you're here. Get in. Where you going?! 393 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,289 I gotta pee! I've been in the car a zillion hours. 394 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,590 [Door squeaks] 395 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,893 Really, Axl? Idaho? 396 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,194 Sue, what is going on? 397 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,697 I thought you of all people would be ready to go! 398 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,367 - Out. - [Horn honks] 399 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,668 Sue? 400 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,603 What's goin' on? Why aren't you ready? 401 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,572 I don't know if I should even go. 402 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,808 I'm not going. What's the point? 403 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,643 What? What are you talking about? 404 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,111 I have no legacy, mom. 405 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,714 [Sighs] It's like I didn't even exist. 406 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,079 - [Horn honks] - Oh, honey, 407 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,422 is this something we could talk about on the way to the ceremony? 408 00:14:45,423 --> 00:14:47,319 I don't have a cord or a yearbook 409 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,688 or an attendance plaque. 410 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,223 I won't be saying the pledge, 411 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,592 and I can't go back and watch wrestlerette practice 412 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,661 because there will be no wrestlerettes. 413 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,630 All I wanted to do was make a difference 414 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,733 and leave a mark, and I didn't. 415 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,636 It's like I wasn't even there. I just feel insignificant. 416 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,637 [Horn honks] 417 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,107 [Sighs] One second. 418 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,944 Just give me a minute! She feels insignificant! 419 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,779 Tell her we all do and to get in the car! 420 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,014 I'm working on it! 421 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,048 Well, fix it fast, Frankie! 422 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,885 Okay, you know what, honey? 423 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,754 I think once you get to your graduation, 424 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,856 you'll see all your friends and you'll feel so much better. 425 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:24,957 So let's just get up, okay? 426 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,658 Come on, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. 427 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,293 Doesn't matter. No one will miss me. 428 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,762 No one will care. Who will care? 429 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,730 Well, I'll care. 430 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,867 I just wanna see my little sunshine graduate 431 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,303 from high school and then go to that awesome party 432 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,640 that we have been planning for months. 433 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,742 [Groans] How do you work these damn buckles? 434 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,744 It's like I didn't even exist. 435 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,146 It's like I walked on sand 436 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,748 and didn't even leave any footprints. 437 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,051 And not like the Jesus story that was fun. 438 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,753 - [Horn honks] - [Sighs] 439 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,190 I said I... 440 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,292 What is with this family? 441 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,095 Why can't we get anywhere on time?! 442 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,230 I told you, I'm working on it! 443 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,477 Okay, Sue, seriously, your dad's not kidding around. 444 00:16:08,478 --> 00:16:09,501 We gotta go! 445 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,771 Okay, I got her. 446 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,874 Nothing matters, dad. What does it matter? 447 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,277 Okay, good conversation for the car. 448 00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:24,016 [Applause] 449 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,617 [Amplified voice] Well, that was certainly worth 450 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,619 the new blacktop in the teacher's parking lot, huh? 451 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,054 All right, let's get this started, huh? 452 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,956 What do you say? A to Z this year? 453 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,724 Ah, let's do it. All right. [Mouths words] 454 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,724 Ben Adams, huh? 455 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:42,067 So Sue sat there with two shoes on the wrong feet, 456 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,269 no cords, no legacy. 457 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,239 I'd honestly never seen her this low. 458 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,842 But then, an amazing thing happened. 459 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,711 [Whispers] Pass it up. 460 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:57,116 All right, there she is... Joan Anders. 461 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,060 [Gasps] 462 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,567 Sue couldn't believe it. 463 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,870 Every page was filled. 464 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,272 Girl: You're always running down the hall so happy. 465 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,875 I swear, I never once saw you in a bad mood... 466 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,644 You made me feel so much better when I didn't make show choir 467 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,613 and also when I didn't make drama club... 468 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,214 Boy: Sorry we didn't get to talk all that much, 469 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,084 but your pep rally routine to "fame" was awesome. 470 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,852 You guys rocked... 471 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,654 Girl: And I look up to you in so many ways. 472 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,624 The way you tried everything, I wish I was that brave. 473 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,992 I know you'll do amazing... 474 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,728 Girl: No matter what, you were so positive. 475 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,364 You made me realize, I need to be that way, too, 476 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,866 'cause high school's over in a blink of an eye 477 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,968 and here we are graduating... 478 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,803 [Applause] 479 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,874 [Mama Cass Elliot's "Make Your Own Kind of Music" plays] 480 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,745 Nobody can tell ya 481 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,982 There's only one song worth singin' 482 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,752 They may try and sell ya 483 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,087 'Cause it hangs them up 484 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,087 To see someone like you 485 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,727 But you've gotta 486 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,698 Make your own kind of music 487 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,600 Frankie: Really, what is a legacy? 488 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,636 It's not the speaking at graduation or the awards 489 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,805 or the cords or the plaques. 490 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,674 It's the thousand moments every day 491 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,876 where you touch people 492 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,745 even when you didn't know you were. 493 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,215 Sue Heck. [Squeals] 494 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,583 You gotta 495 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,185 - Make your own kind of music - [Screams] 496 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,587 Boy: Go, Sue! 497 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:45,157 - Sing your own special song - oh. 498 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,360 [Laughter] make your own kind of music 499 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:52,231 This could take a minute. [Laughter] 500 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,733 And I'll get to the rest of you later. 501 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,602 [Screams] 502 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,670 Thank you. 503 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,639 - [Applause] - your own kind of music 504 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,009 - Sing your own special song - Boy: All right, Sue! 505 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,678 Kyle Reynolds: see in the dark 506 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,181 - Hey, kid. - Hey, dad. 507 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,617 [Sighs] Got you a little something. 508 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,086 Aw, you didn't have to get me anything. 509 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,988 This whole party was my present. 510 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,122 Mm-hmm. 511 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,792 Maybe you'll find what you need 512 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,128 You'll find what you need 513 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,896 Calendars? 514 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,665 Well, I don't know. 515 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,734 I figured maybe every year could be the year of Sue. 516 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,872 Oh, dad! [Chuckles] 517 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,578 [Indistinct conversations] 518 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,584 [Door opens, closes] 519 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,685 Aah! What? 520 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,020 [Laughs] 521 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,622 Oh, my god! [Laughs] 522 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,591 [Muffled voice] Uh, hi. Hi. 523 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,593 [Normal voice] Hello. What are you doing here? 524 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,728 It's torturous in Idaho. I missed you. 525 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,630 Oh, really? Sure didn't look like it. 526 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,032 Looked like you were enjoying the great outdoors 527 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,668 - with a bunch of bearded dudes. - Wha? 528 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,836 Chill, you fool. Those were my brothers. 529 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,238 Oh, yeah? 530 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,740 Okay, I just drove 28 hours to spend the weekend with you. 531 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,609 Are you gonna kiss me again or what? 532 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,177 Yeah. I am. 533 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,745 [Chuckles] 534 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,915 Nice party. 535 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,283 The only thing that would make it nicer would be 536 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,085 if batman made an appearance. 537 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,722 But I heard Batman's mom made him return his costume. 538 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,290 Brick, I gotta tell ya... [clears throat] 539 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,326 I think eighth grade was the right choice. 540 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,662 Eh, it's still up for discussion. 541 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:34,662 Ugh, this is just all moving too fast. 542 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:39,604 Can't we just take it one milestone at a time? 543 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,207 Hey. Oh, there you are. 544 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,142 Brick told me you came back for me. 545 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,578 You must love me. 546 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,148 Come on, Axl, say it, "I love my sister." 547 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,950 All right, I came here to be nice to you, 548 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,018 but if you're gonna be like that, 549 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,586 I'm gonna go get Devin a burger. 550 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,621 No, no, no, let's just stay here for a minute. 551 00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:01,593 I want everyone I love right here, right now. 552 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,695 - Mmm... - all: Mmm... 553 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,365 That's it. Come on, come on. 554 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,333 There's something good about today 555 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,569 Ia, la, la, la, la 556 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,971 There's something good about today 557 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,971 Ia, la, la, la, la-la 558 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,145 Ia, la, la, la, la-la 559 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:23,148 There's something good about today 560 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,162 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 561 00:21:26,212 --> 00:21:30,762 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0